| Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 07:15 pm More new stuffs |
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Maftet, here again.
How arwe you all today, fokes? Me? I'm pwetty good.
I think.
You see, there is awot of stuffs goin on awound here, this week. The horrible scweaming sucky monster hasn't been back, but Mr. Lev says to expect him any minute. I thought, at first, that he was jus' messin' wif me. He does that sumtimes. It's why I hiss at him so much. I don' wike bein messed wif. A goddess hasta lay down the law, you know. And no messin' wif me is one of my laws!
Turns out, though, that he isn't jus' messin' wif me. Unko Yuko says the same thing. He says that the naked ones are gettin' ready for a Bisiter. I don' know what a Bisiter is. Do you? All I know is that they awre movin' around my stuffs and making things smell just awful. The naked lady spent hours in the bafwoom yesterday spwaying stinky things all over the pwace. She musta not wiked the smell, eiver, 'cause after she had spwayed the stinky stuffs, she then spent hours wiping up all the stinky stuffs. How weird is that? Of course, the stinky stuffs was so stinky that the bafwoom stink was stinky like it afterwards. Phew! Mr. Lev says the stinky stuffs is called Bweach, and we kittens should stay away fwom it. Again, I thought he was messin' wif me and trying to keep sumfin good all to himself, like he did when he told me that Buttah was poisonous to kittens, so he was gonna eat it all up to pwotect us fwom it. He's like that, you know. Which, againl, is why I hiss at him so much. So, I went to check out this Bweach stuffs. And I'll tell you, if that stuffs is sumfin Mr. Lev wants to keep all to himself, he can have it! Wooooofuh! That stuff's is too stinky to be anything I wanna be near! Phooooooo!
We got sum good stuffs goin on though, too. Mr, Naked Guy went to sumfin called a Fam-Mahs Mah-ket this morning and got this stuffs called Cown Onda Cobs. He bwought it home and me and my sibs spent the morning chewing on the gween stuffs the Cown Onda Cobs is wrapped in. Verwy tasty. Kinda out-doorsy. But then the naked female pulled off all of the gween stuffs and this stringy stuffs to reveal the Cown Onda Cobs. I tried to eat those, too, but she got mad at me. Mr. Naked Guy put them Onda Cobs in some hot stuffs and brought them back, later. Then, this is the rweally good parts guys, they smuvered the Onda Cobs in Buttah! And I luuuuuuuuuuuuv me some Buttah!
After the naked ones had sharpened their teefs on the Onda Cobs, they gave me and Mr. Lev the Onda Cobs. Mr, Lev, of course tried to convince me that the Onda Cobs were poisonous, too. But I knew better, since the Buttah was involved. Oh, oh, oh! They were tasty indeed! Wasn't that nice of the naked ones to make such a dewicacy for me and Mr. Lev's for wunch? I saw Mr. Naked Guy put my Onda Cobs in the big tall Bin of Goodness in the kitchen. For safe keeping, undoubtedly. I think I might go pull out my Onda Cobs and have a wittle snack.
Sounds like a pwan. Talk to you fokes lwater. |
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